Wedding Jokes

1. Boss of a married man.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

2. Why married life is frustrating?

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

3. Man is incomplete until...

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

4. Marriage is an institution !

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

5. LONGEVITY !

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. What is Wedding?

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

7. Four specials "RINGS" !

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "Rings" :
1. The Engagement Ring
2. The Wedding Ring
3. The Suffe-Ring
4. The Endu-Ring

8. Eye opener...

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye opener.